Original content for yah. Patrick Beach and friends sample some of the finer things in life. A rundown of their blind taste test:
The SXSW six-pack
• Lone Star: 'Real light, thin finish. Hints of regret and sadness.'
• Busch: 'The head looks like my kid's tub water when they sneak shampoo in to make a bubble bath. Sweet as rock candy from Lammes. Miller Lite?'
• Budweiser: 'Tastes like horrible . Day after = worst gas ever.'
• Pabst Blue Ribbon: 'A little body. But skunky, too. Miller High Life.'
• Miller High Life: 'No distinct flavor ... Tastes like a three-day weekend on the beach in high school.'
• Coors Light: 'Astringent. Would rather drink some really bad promo cocktail… Old Milwaukee?'
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